Help...I've landed on birthday planet and they won't let me leave!

Somebody come find me when the birthday season ends.

Oh, it doesn't end?

I'm going to have my every weekend taken up with birthday parties for new four and five year olds?

I'm going to spend my precious hours the girls are in school trolling down toy aisles searching for that elusive gift that the birthday recipient won't throw over their shoulder in boredom?

BRING IT!